February 2012
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: touching
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
lyssalaughs asked: I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES....i think this might be an only one sided feeling....BUT ANYWAYS YOU'RE A SEXY HOTFACE AND I WANT TO LIVE TOGETHER WHEN WE'RE NINETY AND CROCHETY BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR EARLOBES. yes.
BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LIFE RIGHT NOW -___-
IS SO CONFUSING.
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Anonymous asked: Hi... Just wanted to say I follow you on twitter. Love your tweets.
Watchimperialbedrooms:
There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable.
This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely head over heels in love...
12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
The five stages of running
An hour before running: I don't wanna run today.
5 minutes before running: I'm pumped! Let's do this!
While running: Can't breathe... Must keep going... Run to the rythm of my music... Don't die...
5 minutes after running: Everything's awesome! I love running! I could run for the rest of my life!
An hour after running: I. Am going. To die.
