March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
February 2012
Watchpopculturebrain:
SNL BONUS SKETCH: Maya Rudolph as Oprah on Weekend Update | EW
As if Rudolph’s episode couldn’t get any better. Hot damn.
hahahah yessss
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: touching
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
lyssalaughs asked: I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES....i think this might be an only one sided feeling....BUT ANYWAYS YOU'RE A SEXY HOTFACE AND I WANT TO LIVE TOGETHER WHEN WE'RE NINETY AND CROCHETY BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR EARLOBES. yes.
BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LIFE RIGHT NOW -___-
IS SO CONFUSING.
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Watchimperialbedrooms:
There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable.
This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely head over heels in love...
